Our Team
Jack Cullen
Associate Attorney
Advocates for you regardless of innocence. Confidence stems from lying to himself and also... liquid courage. It's all a facade, he's very desperate to be liked.
Cameron Fletcher
Associate Attorney
Recognized expert in being a dweeb. Ever meet someone too smart for their own good? No? You still haven't, despite what he tells you. He's just got an ego.
Jones
Secretary (succubus)
Be careful, this secretary eats loser virgins like you for breakfast. If you think they look pretty now, just wait until they tear all of their skin off! It’s even crazier!
Lucifer Morningstar
Managing Partner
Known for his expertise in every conceivable area. Dedicated to influencing people to give in to their darkest desires. Have you been hearing screaming in your walls too?
Rebecca Trent
Managing Partner
She doesn’t work here I don’t know why she’s on this page? She is the head of the Trent Family Practice which is a completely different firm. We gotta fire our IT guy.